Type 1 Fart: The Silent-but-Deadly

The year is 2021, and humanity is on the precipice of collapse due to a catastrophic outbreak of gaseous emissions. Type 1 farts, once considered a mere annoyance, now threatens the very fabric of our society.

Type 2 Fart - The Fart That Shall Not Be Named

Or, if you will, Type 3 Fart - The Silent-but-Deafening

But for now, let us pause and reflect on the perils of Type 1 Fart.